10 REALLY, REALLY Weird Baby Shower Gifts

Baby Showers – a warm, close gathering of family and friends as they celebrate the arrival of the newborn, each taking turns to congratulate, cradle and care for the baby.
As your eyes glance over the baby’s head, it lands upon the pile of presents guests have lovingly brought to the party.
There’s one that catches your eye and freezes your gaze, for all the wrong reasons!
Here’s a few Really Weird Baby Shower Gifts that could do just that.

 

  1. Pole Dance Doll – Weird Baby Shower Gift

Pole Dancing Doll - Weird Baby Shower Gift

Pole Dancing Doll – Weird Baby Shower Gift


Barbie dolls, rag dolls, Disney Princess dolls all have their rightful throne on a daughter’s shelf. They are main characters of each girl’s make-believe stories in her head, and they all have adventures and regal jobs worthy of telling stories of over and over again. So does this Pole Dance doll! It deserves its own story, character and adventure. Don’t you think? Or not.

Fortunately, it’s no longer available at retail, so there’s no chance your daughter might receive this.
See: Tesco Condemned For Selling Pole Dancing Toy

  1. Molly, the baby you can shave

Molly - The Doll You Can Shave - Weird Baby Shower Gift

Molly – The Doll You Can Shave – Weird Baby Shower Gift

 

Remember Britney Spears and her meltdown where she shaved all her hair? Maybe this is a baby prelude to that.

 

  1. Potty Ride On Toy

Baby Potty On Wheels

Baby Potty On Wheels

 

You get to ride and pee at the same time….! Sounds fun and convenient… but we all know that’s a recipe for disaster.

For something safer, Amazon has a range of Riding Pottys without wheels here.

  1. Burberry Baby Touch Perfume

Burberry Baby Touch Purfume

Burberry Baby Touch Purfume

 

Your baby will grow up tackling thousands of advertisers’ messages and products yelling “BUY ME!” in time to come. And never have you heard of anyone choosing Burberry over an innocent baby’s natural smell, so don’t you be the first.

If you still insist though, it is available at Burberry’s Online Store.

  1. Birthing Doll – Weird Baby Shower Gift

Birthing Doll - Yes! That Doll Is Giving Birth

Birthing Doll – Yes! That Doll Is Giving Birth

 

Perfect way to teach children about the birds and the bees. Or scare them into not talking about said topic for a long time.
How’s that for a really weird baby shower gift?

 

  1. Baby Toupée

Baby Toupees

Baby Toupees

 

Parents all want their children to stand out and there’s nothing more outstanding than a baby with…. toupees.
If this isn’t a really weird baby shower gift, I don’t know what is.

 

  1.  Sperm Earrings

Sperm Earrings

Sperm Earrings


It’s one way to stand out from the crowd, and another to start…. and stop conversations.
They are available on Etsy if you still want them.

 

  1. Fisher Price Apptivity Seat.

Fisher Price Apptivity Seat for Babies

Fisher Price Apptivity Seat for Babies

Now the newborn can just be as technology-dependent as the rest of us!

Available on Amazon: Fisher Price Apptivity Seat

  1. Baby’s Poop Alarm

Baby's Poop Alarm

Baby’s Poop Alarm

 

Wouldn’t the smell be alarming enough?

 

  1. Chill Baby Lil Lager Baby Bottle

Baby Beer Bottle for Milk

Baby Beer Bottle for Milk

A baby bottle that looks like a bottle of alcohol but actually contains milk.
Start’em young baby!
Available @ Fred & Friends!

 

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2 Tier Pink Care Bear “Daddy Loves Me” Diaper Cake For Baby Arion

By Diaper Cakes Singapore

When you have a baby, love is automatic.

Here’s a beautiful baby gift, 2-tier Pink Sakura Care Bear Diaper Cake for Baby Arion!

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This 2-tier Diaper Cake consists of the following:

– 25 pcs Huggies M size Disposable Diapers

– 1 Long Sleeved Carters “Daddy Loves Me” Romper

– 1 Pair Socks

– 1 Receiving Blanket

– 1 Pair Leather Tiara Prewalker Shoes

– 1 Baby Bib

– 1 Pink Sakura Care Bear Soft Toy Cake Topper

Personalized with pretty ribbon and baby Arion’s name and wrapped in 46cm white and purple premium gift box.

Thank you Cherrie for your support!

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Sweet Baby Gift Ever! 3 Tier Minnie Mouse Themed Diaper Cake For Baby Girl!

By Diaper Cakes Singapore

Honey is sweet. A little baby is even sweeter. 

Here’s a Sweet baby gift, 3-tier Minnie Mouse Diaper Cake for Baby girl! Congratulations to happy Daddy, Francis!

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This 3-Tier Baby Gift Hamper consists of:

– 30  pcs M Size Huggies Dry Disposable Diapers

– 1 Receiving Blanket

– 2 Minnie Mouse Long Sleeved Rompers

– 1 Pair Minnie Mouse Prewalker Shoes

– 1 Pair Minnie Mouse Socks Socks

– 1 Baby Bib

– 1 Disney Minnie Mouse Soft Toy Cake Topper

Customized with pretty ribbon and wrapped in our premium purple and white gift box for that presentable and beautiful look.

Thank you Susan for your support!

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Have you heard of Diaper Cakes?  No, it’s not what’s left behind in a diaper, and it’s not a traditional cake you eat.

But a young mummy with 2 kids is cooking up a business making them, and if you have a baby shower to go to soon, one of her creations may be just what you’re looking for.

Same day delivery available as well. Contact +65 9766 0661.

One of A Kind Baby Gift, 2 Tier Eeyore Diaper Cake For Baby Sage

By Diaper Cakes Singapore

With every newborn baby a little sun rises.

Here’s a handsome baby gift, 2-tier Eeyore Diaper Cake for Baby Sage! Congratulations to both happy parents, Kelvin and Fre!

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This 2-tier Diaper Cake consists of the following:

– 25 pcs Huggies M size Disposable Diapers

– 1 Short Sleeved “One of A Kind” Romper

– 1 Pair Socks

– 1 Receiving Blanket

– 1 Pair Mothercare Prewalker Shoes

– 1 Baby Bib

– 1 Eeyore Soft Toy Cake Topper

Personalized with pretty ribbon and baby Sage’s name and wrapped in 46cm white and purple premium gift box.

Thank you Cheryl for your support!

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Have you heard of Diaper Cakes?  No, it’s not what’s left behind in a diaper, and it’s not a traditional cake you eat.

But a young mummy with 2 kids is cooking up a business making them, and if you have a baby shower to go to soon, one of her creations may be just what you’re looking for.

Same day delivery available as well. Contact +65 9766 0661.

A Way New Cute Baby Gift, 1 Tier Dumbo Elephant Diaper Cake For Baby Dylan!

By Diaper Cakes Singapore

Babies are like little suns that, in a magical way, bring warmth, happiness and light into our lives. 

Here’s a way new cute baby gift, 1-Tier Dumbo Elephant Diaper Cake for baby Dylan. Happy parenting,  Daddy Stanley & Mummy Yvoonne!

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This 1-Tier Diaper Cake consists of the following:

– 18 pcs M Size Diapers Huggies Total Protection Diapers 

– 1 Receiving Blanket

– 1 Pair Prewalker Shoes

– 1 Baby Bib

– 1 Dumbo Elephant Soft Toy Cake Topper

Personalized with pretty ribbons and Baby Dylan’s name and wrapped in our 46cm tall purple & white gift box.

Thank you Reithna for your support!

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A cute and memorable baby gift is possible with Diaper Cakes. Have a practically perfect baby gift for your special one now!

Same day delivery available as well. Contact +65 9766 0661.

Practical Baby Gift! 2 Tier Eeyore “Natural Born Cutie” Diaper Cake For Baby Dayen

By Diaper Cakes Singapore

Three things remain with us from paradise: stars, flowers and babies.

Here’s a kind baby gift, 2-tier Eeyore Diaper Cake for Baby Dayen! Congratulations to both happy parents, Darren and Sophia!

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This 2-tier Diaper Cake consists of the following:

– 25 pcs Huggies M size Disposable Diapers

– 1 Long Sleeved “Natural Born Cutie” Romper

– 1 Pair Socks

– 1 Receiving Blanket

– 1 Pair Leather Car Prewalker Shoes

– 1 Baby Bib

– 1 Eeyore Soft Toy Cake Topper

Personalized with pretty ribbon and baby Dayen’s name and wrapped in 46cm white and purple premium gift box.

Thank you Candy for your support!

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A cute and memorable baby gift is possible with Diaper Cakes. Have a practically perfect baby gift for your special one now!

Same day delivery available as well. Contact +65 9766 0661.

Brilliant Baby Gift! 2-Tier Mickey Mouse Themed Diaper Cake For Baby Coen!

By Diaper Cakes Singapore

The jewel of the sky is the sun, the jewel of the house is the babies.

Here’s a gentle baby gift, 2-tier Mickey Mouse Diaper Cake for Baby Coen! 

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This 2-tier Diaper Cake consists of the following:

– 25 pcs M Size Huggies Total Protection Diapers

– 1 Mickey Mouse Long Sleeved Romper

– 1 Pair Mickey Mouse Socks

– 1 Receiving Blanket

– 1 Pair Disney Mickey Mouse Prewalker Shoes

– 1 Baby Bib

– 1 Mickey Mouse Soft Toy Cake Topper

Personalized with pretty ribbon and Baby Coen’s name and wrapped in 46cm white and purple premium gift box.

Thank you Regine for your support!

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A cute and memorable baby gift is possible with Diaper Cakes. Have a practically perfect baby gift for your special one now!

Same day delivery available as well. Contact +65 9766 0661 or contact@diapercakes.sg

Beautiful Baby Gift For Beautiful Baby Emily! 2 Tier Minnie Mouse Diaper Cake

By Diaper Cakes Singapore

Happiness is not easy to achieve, but having a handsome husband and a beautiful baby helps.

Here’s a beautiful baby gift, 2-tier Minnie Mouse Diaper Cake for a beautiful baby, Emily! Happy parenting, Tian Zheng & Yuhui!

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This 2-tier Diaper Cake consists of the following:

– 25 pcs Huggies M size Disposable Diapers

– 1 Short Sleeved Minnie Mouse Romper

– 1 Pair Socks

– 1 Receiving Blanket

– 1 Pair Minnie Prewalker Shoes

– 1 Baby Bib

– 1 Minnie Mouse Soft Toy Cake Topper

Personalized with pretty ribbon and baby Emily’s name and wrapped in 46cm white and purple premium gift box.

Thank you Maggie and Lena for your support!

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A cute and memorable baby gift is possible with Diaper Cakes. Have a practically perfect baby gift for your special one now!

Same day delivery available as well. Contact +65 9766 0661.

2 Tier Eeyore “Mr Macho Man” Diaper Cake For Baby Boy!

By Diaper Cakes Singapore

Sometimes, the smallest things take up the most room in your heart.

Here’s 2-tier Eeyore Diaper Cake for Baby Boy!

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This 2-tier Diaper Cake consists of the following:

– 25 pcs Huggies M size Disposable Diapers

– 1 Long Sleeved Osh Kosh BGosh “Mr. Macho Man” Romper

– 1 Pair Mother Care Socks

– 1 Receiving Blanket

– 1 Pair Leather Tuxedo Pre-walker Shoes

– 1 Carters Baby Bib

– 1 Eeyore Soft Toy Cake Topper

Personalized with pretty ribbon and wrapped in 46cm white and purple premium gift box.

Thank you Gerene for your support!

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Same day delivery available as well. Contact +65 9766 0661.

Super Cute Baby Gift! 2 Tier Pink Care Bear “Made With Love” Diaper Cake For Baby Chloe

By Diaper Cakes Singapore

Babies refresh the life and rejoice the heart.

Here’s 2-tier Pink Sakura Care Bear Diaper Cake for Baby Chloe! Happy parenting, Mummy Diana and Daddy Budy!

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This 2-tier Diaper Cake consists of the following:

– 25 pcs Huggies M size Disposable Diapers

– 1 Short Sleeved “Made With Love” Romper

– 1 Pair Socks

– 1 Receiving Blanket

– 1 Pair Pre-walker Shoes

– 1 Bear Baby Bib

– 1 Pink Sakura Care Bear Soft Toy Cake Topper

Personalized with pretty ribbon and baby Chloe’s name and wrapped in 46cm white and purple premium gift box.

Thank you Jennifer for your support!

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A cute and memorable baby gift is possible with Diaper Cakes. Have a practically perfect baby gift for your special one now!

Same day delivery available as well. Contact +65 9766 0661.