10 REALLY, REALLY Weird Baby Shower Gifts

Baby Showers – a warm, close gathering of family and friends as they celebrate the arrival of the newborn, each taking turns to congratulate, cradle and care for the baby.
As your eyes glance over the baby’s head, it lands upon the pile of presents guests have lovingly brought to the party.
There’s one that catches your eye and freezes your gaze, for all the wrong reasons!
Here’s a few Really Weird Baby Shower Gifts that could do just that.

 

  1. Pole Dance Doll – Weird Baby Shower Gift

Pole Dancing Doll - Weird Baby Shower Gift

Pole Dancing Doll – Weird Baby Shower Gift


Barbie dolls, rag dolls, Disney Princess dolls all have their rightful throne on a daughter’s shelf. They are main characters of each girl’s make-believe stories in her head, and they all have adventures and regal jobs worthy of telling stories of over and over again. So does this Pole Dance doll! It deserves its own story, character and adventure. Don’t you think? Or not.

Fortunately, it’s no longer available at retail, so there’s no chance your daughter might receive this.
See: Tesco Condemned For Selling Pole Dancing Toy

  1. Molly, the baby you can shave

Molly - The Doll You Can Shave - Weird Baby Shower Gift

Molly – The Doll You Can Shave – Weird Baby Shower Gift

 

Remember Britney Spears and her meltdown where she shaved all her hair? Maybe this is a baby prelude to that.

 

  1. Potty Ride On Toy

Baby Potty On Wheels

Baby Potty On Wheels

 

You get to ride and pee at the same time….! Sounds fun and convenient… but we all know that’s a recipe for disaster.

For something safer, Amazon has a range of Riding Pottys without wheels here.

  1. Burberry Baby Touch Perfume

Burberry Baby Touch Purfume

Burberry Baby Touch Purfume

 

Your baby will grow up tackling thousands of advertisers’ messages and products yelling “BUY ME!” in time to come. And never have you heard of anyone choosing Burberry over an innocent baby’s natural smell, so don’t you be the first.

If you still insist though, it is available at Burberry’s Online Store.

  1. Birthing Doll – Weird Baby Shower Gift

Birthing Doll - Yes! That Doll Is Giving Birth

Birthing Doll – Yes! That Doll Is Giving Birth

 

Perfect way to teach children about the birds and the bees. Or scare them into not talking about said topic for a long time.
How’s that for a really weird baby shower gift?

 

  1. Baby Toupée

Baby Toupees

Baby Toupees

 

Parents all want their children to stand out and there’s nothing more outstanding than a baby with…. toupees.
If this isn’t a really weird baby shower gift, I don’t know what is.

 

  1.  Sperm Earrings

Sperm Earrings

Sperm Earrings


It’s one way to stand out from the crowd, and another to start…. and stop conversations.
They are available on Etsy if you still want them.

 

  1. Fisher Price Apptivity Seat.

Fisher Price Apptivity Seat for Babies

Fisher Price Apptivity Seat for Babies

Now the newborn can just be as technology-dependent as the rest of us!

Available on Amazon: Fisher Price Apptivity Seat

  1. Baby’s Poop Alarm

Baby's Poop Alarm

Baby’s Poop Alarm

 

Wouldn’t the smell be alarming enough?

 

  1. Chill Baby Lil Lager Baby Bottle

Baby Beer Bottle for Milk

Baby Beer Bottle for Milk

A baby bottle that looks like a bottle of alcohol but actually contains milk.
Start’em young baby!
Available @ Fred & Friends!

 

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